I need some ideas for a eulogy?

I need to write a eulogy for school about myself(weird? i know) but i need i to be funny and i have 0 ideas about what to write about here are some tings about me that may be fun to include: I'm Mexican, Short, and a nerd.
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how to write a eulogy

Eulogies are usually delivered by a family member or a close family friend in the case of a deceased person. For a living eulogy given in such cases as a retirement, a senior colleague could perhaps deliver it. On occasions eulogies are given to those who are severely ill or elderly in order to express words of love and gratitude before they pass away.